New Pictures ‘Viagra is NOT for newborns’ and other ridiculous instructions found on drugs packets revealed

пятница, 18 января 2019 г.

New Pictures ‘Viagra is NOT for newborns’ and other ridiculous instructions found on drugs packets revealed

WHEN you get a drug prescription, you hope that the instructions are correct on the bottle.

You need to know when to take your meds, how many pills to swallow and how to store them properly.

Was this meant to be for a rectum or a mouth? Or a rectum with a mouth?[/caption]

So imagine how surprised you’d be if your pill bottle came back telling you to “inhale two puffs in each ear”, or put a tablet “by mouth into right eye”.

Well, that’s exactly some of the prescriptions that doctors have been writing.

Whether it’s because they’re exhausted or simply got distracted mid-sentence, who knows.

Some just state the blindingly obvious

In case you didn’t already know, Viagra really isn’t suitable for babies[/caption]

While others make some wild claims

Huge if true – a tablet that can get you pregnant[/caption]

Of course, some may have been prescribed correctly to correct an odd number of body parts

How many vaginas was this designed for?[/caption]

And how many rectums?[/caption]

As well as body parts with curious breathing abilities

Maybe this was prescribed specifically to deal with an ear that could inhale[/caption]

A lot of docs don’t seem to have got a grip on basic maths or time telling

Take 4 capsules now, two a day, eight pills…[/caption]

Take every night once daily, four times a day, three times a day, one three times a day, two three one or two.[/caption]

While others make unreasonable demands of their patients – like never seeing light…ever

Seems reasonable to tell someone to basically sit in darkness for the length of the prescription[/caption]

Perhaps we need to see exactly which maniacs are writing out these whacky prescriptions

Of course, Walter White’s having a prescription of speed![/caption]

Because they seem to be having a right laugh

Imagine picking up a prescription for Flamen Ball[/caption]

Oh, the banter[/caption]

Seems suitable for a kid, right?[/caption]

While these are all ridiculous, it is worth saying that you should always go back to your GP if their prescriptions aren’t clear.

Some medications really do require quite particular timings and quantities – so don’t just guess what to do.

If it’s not immediately obvious, your GP will write clearer instructions.

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пятница, 18 января 2019 г.